Download Doc ☆ Married to the Trillionaires Menage for Mankind #1 ✓ 95 pages Ö Ella mansfield

Epub Married to the Trillionaires Menage for Mankind #1

Download Doc ☆ Married to the Trillionaires Menage for Mankind #1 ✓ 95 pages Ö Ella mansfield ✓ One hundred years after the decision to outlaw childbirth and move to a humane form of procreation the earth has very few females left Most of those are unable to One hundred years after the decision to outlaw childbirth and move to a humane form of procreation the earth has very few females left Most of those are unable to become pregnant due to a faulty system Trillionaires Bill John David and Steve band together and bid on an auction for one of the few “breeding females” left Lads this time I met my matchI really did Sometimes if you're me and thus an idiot you decide to read something that looks legitimately awful because it has a hilarious cover And I really really need to write this down because I wept literal tears reading it I howled with laughter I sobbed from mortification I cowered in fear; I felt every emotion possibleThis is the worst book I've ever read Hands down No contenders But it is also amazing The plot is very simple a 21 year old woman after getting a degree in Creative Writing or whatever reconnects with her dad only to be told that he's selling her in an auction Why would he do this you might ask Not because they are in dire straights or starving to death or being forced to by some apocalyptic fascist government; but apparently because he's remarrying and his new wife wants money to get nicer things That's it That's the reason At first this woman April is upset upon hearing this; resulting in one of my favourite lines ever in literature She jumped up from the table and ran into the woods where she felt safe Wow Abrumpt succinct character building poetry Katniss Everdeen whoBut then she reconsiders Her father had given so much to her over the years Did she really have a right to balk at what he was asking her Hmmm Do you have the right to balk at being sold as a sex slave because your parent gave you a completely mediocre upbringing Idk vote down belowAnyway our plucky heroine pulls herself together and goes back in and tells her dad this is a real goddamn uote I'll do it and I'll do it with a good attitude I want you to have the best life you can have Daddy If that means marrying Jane and selling me to a group of strangers I can deal with that Yes Exactly April I concur a good attitude can fix any situation even when you're being sold into literal slavery She gets sold to a group of four friends who all happen to be hot who also all happen to be trillionaires Their names are all so white and bland I honestly kept forgetting which one was which; Bill Steve John Was one of them named Michael Not that it matters—like Ken dolls they were all the same just with different hair colours Oh except one of them Steve is black Did this young black man have any ualms about bidding on a human person in an auction Silly uestion—no and it is never brought up stop asking Steve also happened to be the most violent and emotionally distant of the men We love harmful stereotypes There is also a scene that I literally wrote down because I was shaking from overwhelming emotion when April looks at Steve's dick and says It's even brown down there and he says I'm brown all over baby I'M LOSGING MY MIND AHAHAFH GIRL WHAT COLOUR DID YOU THINGKSo anyway these four guys buy April for five trillion dollars and like immediately assault her and consent is thrown out the window and we're off to the races There's a lot of She couldn't take them all on her first night Could she and Holy crap There was no way he was going to shove his cock in her butt these are both exact uotes and the repeated use of the word man part which I swear I have never read anywhere else and never want to read again—m a n p a r tMaybe you're thinking Wait did you just say five trillion dollars That is a lot holy shit why did they pay so much Okay yeah so here's what I've been saving for the end The créme de la crémeThis book is set three hundred years in the future Yeah And apparently there are a next to no women left who are below the age of 60 and b literally no women at all who are able to bear children So mankind just collectively shrugged and said We'll just be gay because yes Sexuality works this way Shhh But not our trillionaire boys Nah they said we're gonna throw 5 trillion dollars so we can collectively share one of the last women capable of giving birth on this Earth of ours And we'll get our money back ten fold by selling all our daughters once they're bornOkay so that's that But the best part for me was definitely the fact that because this book is set in the future sometimes there were random details thrown in like this was Zenon Girl of the 21st Century For example apparently everyone wears jumpsuits all the time; there are tubes you stand in to dry off after taking a bath; the cars fly None of this has anything to do with the plot but I love it I hope one of the guys' last names is secretly JetsonThat was super duper long but I needed to justify reading this by cataloguing my experience I conclude with the most inspirational uote of our time All you have to do is lay back and enjoy while it fucks the bejeebers out of your twat Goodnight

Ella Mansfield ☆ Married to the Trillionaires Menage for Mankind #1 Reader

They plan it out as coldly as they would any other kind of business deal knowing that down the road they will eventually sell off any daughters born of the unionApril a young woman sheltered from the outside world is told by her father that he needs money and will be selling her at an auction to the highest bidder He does h The menage has good sex scenes Tho the progression of the storyline is a bit uick I mean she's a virgin from a religious group who was raised with high morals her Dad just Sold her to the highest bidder She is pretty much fine with everything from the beginning So that always gets me upset when I think they should be saying No really Loud Then I remember that it is a FANTASY And then I am okay I mean she's having a good time Right Good time is had by all

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Married to the Trillionaires Menage for Mankind #1Is best to protect her in the auction but she has no choice in the matter April goes into the situation with a positive attitude not expecting to fall for the men so uickly When she finds out her plans for the future of her children she must decide if her love of the men is stronger than the love of any children she may bea Since I skipped through a good portion of this book and I think with valid reason I can't honestly say I read 100% of this book so there for I won’t claim that I have and I can honestly say I am glad it was a freebie Seriously what was this author thinkingOk so four men want sex and a wife ok then go out a WOO one don't buy her like some piece of meat Oh and it gets better they can recoup their money if they sell their daughters If I had been April and found that out they would have been castrated by the next morning And let’s not forget the father who put her on the auction block just so he can support his future wife in the lap of luxury really How is any of that OKToday we have woman being kidnapped andor sold into slavery and prostitution and then someone goes and writes a futuristic book where auctioning off women is okay wow the author brought a whole new meaning to the words Sugar Coating with this sick ass bull shit storyThis book is one I will gladly give back to This review posting contains the body of the review which is only a portion of the original review which was originally posted here